Just this week I was listening to the Holy Bible aka the 'Call her Daddy' podcast. And host Alex Cooper was talking to Megan Fox about many saucy topics.
Christina Aguilera's saucy confessions
First up we have Christina Aguilera.
The pop singer made some truly wild confessions during an X-rated episode of the Call Her Daddy podcast in April 2023.
She revealed that she's had sex on a commercial flight (yes, commercial!) 'under blankets' and she's also had sex 'bent over on a soundboard' in a music studio. Girlfriend takes PDA to the next level.
And I have to say I, too, am a big fan of this behaviour.
I once accidentally got it on with a boyfriend in the front of a cemetery (forgive me Jesus!). We were so worked up after a particularly successful date, that on the way home we quickly pulled over to the side of the road on a quiet street to get it on.
It wasn't until we came back up for air that we realised we were in front of a cemetery. Safe to say the ghosts got a great show that night. You're welcome, ghosties.
Christina Aguilera shared that she once had sex on a commercial flight
Come to think of it, I also got it on with the same man in a small boat in the middle of the day during a fishing trip. Gosh, we were a randy couple.
But wait, we're not done with Christina yet. She also revealed that her husband, Matthew Rutler, loves performing oral sex on her. Stating it's 'really important to be with a partner where you can really explore'.
And to that I say, 'give this man a knighthood!' I once had someone confess during one of my 'Saucy Secret' confessionals I run on my Instagram every Monday night that her husband hates giving oral, and she was considering leaving him or cheating.
I know! Wild, right? I've never had so many DMs from fellow women sharing their outrage at this husband's poor behaviour. I've always believed that oral should be mutual. I go down on you, you go down on me. That's just good manners.
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson's 'daring' tribute
Next up we have Kim Kardashian who revealed in an episode of The Kardashians that she had sex with Pete Davidson in front of a fireplace in honour of her grandma.
Kim confessed this to her grandma MJ, saying: 'My grandma told me that you really live life when you have sex in front of the fireplace. And so, we had sex in front of the fireplace, in honour of you. I know that's really creepy.'
Yes Kim, it is creepy. But also a little boring. Have I got it on in front of the fire? Yes. Did it make me feel like I was 'living my life'? Not really, but it helped keep my bot bot warm.
Moving on…
Keke Palmer and Rachel Bilson share their wild side
Next we have Keke Palmer who admitted on a podcast called 'Whoreible Decisions' that she likes to be submissive in bed because she is 'already bossy in real time.'
She further stated 'I feel like, definitely, when I'm in an intimate space with someone, I'm very much so, like, "At your service".'
And Rachel Bilson feels the same way, stating on the 'Women on Top' podcast that she wants to be 'f**king manhandled' in bed.
Same, girls. I'm sorry but there is nothing sexier than a man in charge in the bedroom. I'm more than happy to get my bossy pants on at work, but once home my (currently imaginary) man is free to take over. Throw in some dirty words and you've got the perfect night in.
Megan Fox's shocking sexual act
And finally that brings us to Megan Fox. The saucy vixen with no filter. She revealed this week that she once drunk a vial of Machine Gun Kelly's blood. Yes, blood.
Whilst setting the record straight on whether she is a Satanist (spoiler alert: she said she isn't) she admitted to ritualistically drinking her 'soulmate's' blood.
She also added that she doesn't think swapping blood with Kelly is that weird compared to some sexual activities.
'Guess what I think is weird?' Fox said. 'I think it's weird that girls are out here letting guys c*m in their mouth, and they don't know these guys. You're letting somebody put their sperm in your mouth, and you don't know them - he doesn't even have a job, you met him on f**king Tinder, he's an entrepreneur, or whatever, he's in a start up, and you just let him put his sperm in your mouth,' she continued. 'That's disgusting. That makes my back hurt. That makes me sweaty.'
Is that not the most iconic quote you've ever read! Preach, Foxy, preach!
Now I hate to say it, but fair point! But to be fair - I don't want to do either. I have NO interest in putting anyone's vial of blood anywhere near me. Keep that in your own body, thank you very much. But also, same goes with your sperm. Keep that in a condom or on a tissue. That's just good safe sex practices.
Kourtney Kardashian's doctor told her to drink husband Travis Barker's sperm
Kourtney Kardashian's X-rated fertility drink
Although, the same can't be said for Kourtney Kardashian, who shared on a 'Keeping up with the Kardashian's' episode that her fertility doctor suggested she drink her husband Travis Barker's semen.
Saying, 'He told me that the thing that would help [my thyroid] was drinking his c*m four times a week.' Barker then joked, 'I love this doctor, I have grade-A sperm.'
Well, well, well, looks who is the least interesting Kardashian now, Kimberly!
It's still a no from me.
