The 38 Weirdest Things Ever Sold On Facebook Marketplace, Like People Are Actually Terrifying

It's the wild wild west on there.

 

It's the wild wild west on there.

 

Facebook marketplace is one of the most wild (and high-key magical) places on the internet where you can find literally anything...

Hands holding a phone displaying a social media post about a car parked on a sidewalk
 
 
 

That said, here are some of the weirdest things people have ever found on there...

 
 
 
 

1. These *literal* footstools:

Twitter: @deedoersch
 
 
 
 

2. A minion patio heater:

Twitter: @ellenfromnowon
 
 
 
 

3. "Spooky pies" that may actually eat you before you eat them:

Twitter: @MaxTGreenberg
 
 
 

4. This cute Snoopy costume:

Snoopy costume for sale on a sofa in a social media marketplace post
 
 
 

5. This "unique" storage cabinet:

Twitter: @DeadJosey
 
 
 

6. A minion dresser:

Dresser with Minion design from Despicable Me, for sale on Facebook marketplace
 
 

7. A Garth Brooks one-of-a-kind jean jacket:

Jacket with a large printed face on the back, displayed for sale. The post is a humorous share on a social platform
 
 
 

8. A Thicc Pikachu:

Twitter: @xwingpilot93
 
 
 

9. This goat skull that was definitely used for ritualistic sacrifice:

The image shows an ornate, skull-shaped object with decorative elements, positioned on a textured surface
 
 
 

10. An antique pitchfork:

Twitter: @SlugInkPress
 
 
 

11. A homemade arm wrestling machine:

Wooden chair modified with fake human arm for arm wrestling, labeled "Homemade Arm Wrestling Machine, $69"
 
 
 

12. A CPR dog training model:

Twitter: @bullxndr
 

13. Candles that look like "real food":

Twitter: @evornithology
 
 
 

14. A gynecological doctors table:

Twitter: @sarahxtonin
 
 

15. This portrait of a UK comedian:

Twitter: @garyanderson666